DIY Toolkit

Vet Clinics Like an Insider.

The exact templates, scripts, and checklists we use to audit high-ticket longevity clinics. Avoid the grift and save thousands.

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Educational Only. 100% Independent. Not Medical Advice.

If you are visiting a longevity clinic, you need this.

This kit helps you:

You want to know the real price before you walk in the door.
You want to make sure you own your data.
You want to spot unproven up-sells instantly.

What's Inside?

1. The Red Flag Checklist (PDF)

The 12 operational warning signs of a "sales-first" clinic.

2. The Comparison Spreadsheet (Google Sheet)

A pre-built scorer to rank clinics side-by-side on transparency and value.

3. The "Pricing Demand" Script

A copy/paste email that gets clinics to reveal their itemized fee schedule.

4. The Phone Script

10 hard questions to ask the front desk to test their honesty.

5. The Upsell Defender

A guide to common high-margin/low-value add-ons.

Avoid a $10,000 mistake.

If this kit helps you avoid one unnecessary "proprietary IV drip" or one opaque membership fee, it pays for itself 10x over.

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Format: PDF + Google Sheets Link

FAQ

What format are the files?

PDF for documents and Google Sheets for the comparison spreadsheet. Access within 48 hours.

Can I use this for any clinic?

Yes. The checklist and scripts work for any longevity clinic, functional medicine practice, or wellness center.

Is this medical advice?

No. This is a consumer protection toolkit to help you evaluate transparency and pricing. Not medical guidance.

What if I need more help?

Upgrade to the Concierge service and we'll do the vetting for you.

Don't have time to do the research yourself?

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